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[samsom]

Rifling through my purse for stamps, I noticed something.

I'm so not a kid anymore.

Eye drops, glasses for seeing far away, inhaler, Tylenol. Tums.

Bills that need to be written out, calculator.

When I was twenty, it was a book or two, wallet with a debit card and some cash, my ID.

Condoms on the microscopic chance that sex might've happen.....



Excuse me while I go count my gray hairs.

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[samsom.livejournal.com]

If you hadn't dragged hemorroids into it, I would have fought you for the title by bringing up my sciatica.

But, butt problems FTW. Always.

[damnskippytoo.livejournal.com]

I think you win after all, because I don't have those things in my purse any more. I had surgery so I'm all fixed. :)