Um

[samsom]

So today I stared at a list with two numbers "added on" to the bottom.

"Add on to what?" I asked, preplexed.

The forefinger of my co-worker points to a number less than half an inch up from the add ons.

"Oh."

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Tonight I spent two minutes trying to wrestle a weird plastic stop from a bottle of liquid antibiotic....until my husband pointed out that what I was trying to pull off was the squirt top.

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In eating the meatloaf I made for dinner tonight, it occured to me that the overwhelming taste of sodium in every bite was because, for some reason, I dumped two packets of Lipton Onion Soup Mix into 1-1/2lbs of chopped meat, when the meatloaf instructions calls for one packet for two pounds of chopped meat.

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So what I'm wondering is, WFT HAPPENED TO MY BRAIN OVER THE WEEKEND??

Comments

[greatbriton.livejournal.com]

Awwww. you just had a blonde day.

[ithinkitisayit.livejournal.com]

You're melting! You're meeeellllttttinnnnnggg!!!

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

You were sick all weekend and you think your brain is going to automatically be back to normal? You need some time to get better. :)

[gabs186.livejournal.com]

I don't know about yours, but my brain is fried by the fact that I get to see Charisma Carpenter and Jason Statham on the same screen.

:dies:

[mjinaspen.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm gonna go with: a bunch of your brain cells leaked out with your flu.

*hugs*