Um

[samsom]

So today I stared at a list with two numbers "added on" to the bottom.

"Add on to what?" I asked, preplexed.

The forefinger of my co-worker points to a number less than half an inch up from the add ons.

"Oh."

~~

Tonight I spent two minutes trying to wrestle a weird plastic stop from a bottle of liquid antibiotic....until my husband pointed out that what I was trying to pull off was the squirt top.

~~

In eating the meatloaf I made for dinner tonight, it occured to me that the overwhelming taste of sodium in every bite was because, for some reason, I dumped two packets of Lipton Onion Soup Mix into 1-1/2lbs of chopped meat, when the meatloaf instructions calls for one packet for two pounds of chopped meat.

~~

So what I'm wondering is, WFT HAPPENED TO MY BRAIN OVER THE WEEKEND??

Comments

[greatbriton.livejournal.com]

Awwww. you just had a blonde day.

[samsom.livejournal.com]

Or three or four, but who's counting?
:D

[ithinkitisayit.livejournal.com]

You're melting! You're meeeellllttttinnnnnggg!!!

[samsom.livejournal.com]

That would have been an improvement.

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

You were sick all weekend and you think your brain is going to automatically be back to normal? You need some time to get better. :)

[samsom.livejournal.com]

I can't afford down time. My brain needed to get back to form immediately.

Unfortunately, I'm still waiting.

[gabs186.livejournal.com]

I don't know about yours, but my brain is fried by the fact that I get to see Charisma Carpenter and Jason Statham on the same screen.

:dies:

[mjinaspen.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!?

[gabs186.livejournal.com]

LOL, yep :) She's been cast in Sylvester Stallone's new movie: http://www.totalfilm.com/news/charisma-carpenter-added-to-the-expendables

[samsom.livejournal.com]

Our girl is heading to the big screen!

Hopefully it's the start of a few good projects for her. *crosses everything*

[mjinaspen.livejournal.com]

I hope she's all sassy and gives them all the What For!

[samsom.livejournal.com]

Is JS married? Wouldn't it be wild if he started dating her? I'd love for her to get that kind of exposure.

Plus, JS is completely hot.

[gabs186.livejournal.com]

LOL, she doesn't resemble Kelly Brooke (his ex hotty) somewhat... ;) That would be awesome. However, I was a little wide-eyes last night when wikipedia informed me that she was allegedly dating some chap called David Dougan. I have no idea who the hell he is though, I think he's some photographer...

[gabs186.livejournal.com]

I meant she does, she does resemble Kelly. Except she's 25,000 times more stunning.

[mjinaspen.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm gonna go with: a bunch of your brain cells leaked out with your flu.

*hugs*

[samsom.livejournal.com]

And those little buggers never came back either!

Everytime I see that icon, I think that the word debauched was invented strictly because the world knew Robert Pattison would be born one day. Damn.

[mjinaspen.livejournal.com]

And those little buggers never came back either!
Well, it feels that way at least.

He is truly amazing.