Human evolution by way of a two-year old

Human progress summed up by watching her repeatedly bang a Diskman against a linoleum floor until the top pops open like a pop tart out of a toaster.
Some days, I feel like Diane Fossi.


Random thought:
Why don't I see any Fonz/Richie slash? Cause watching a random rerun here and there, it's clear those two were seriously hot for each other.
Er, or possibly I've been reading way too much fanfiction.