Oh yeah, a meme I can get behind. Or under. Or on top of.

I've been too tired to make a coherent or interesting post this week, so I give you my totally random list of not-real people I'd sleep with per the meme xlivvielockex tagged me on. I'm not gonna tag anyone (you're welcome, Deb :D) because I'm too tired to keeping coding. But if ya wanna play, I wanna watch.

Or read.

Whatever.

List ten fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag 5 people to do the same.

1. Angel. And I'd bring my kink, because he's hot when he's in pain. What??

2. Cordelia. Yep, yissirrie. Uh-huh. In a NY minute. Yooouuu betcha. She's hot when she's helpless and when she's giving Angel shit. My most favorite alpha female character ever. *plays with her hair*

3. Sam Winchester. I know. Surprised me too. I would have assumed Dean but, um, somehow Sam seemed to have hit that....spot. With me. In me. Whatever. Maybe I do like them big and helpless. *shrugs*

4. Clark Kent, Smallville version. See above.

5. Hannibal King, Blade Trinity. I'd laugh my ass off while having orgasms.

6. Superman, Superman Returns. I didn't miss the Christ references. I still want to sleep with him. Umm-hmmm.

7. Spike. Can't want one and not want the other, can you?

8. Alex Krycek. I don't need to explain why, yes?

9. Batman, Batman Begins. But he has to keep the costume on.

10. Walter Skinner, X-Files. Total office sex fantasy material.


In lieu of sleeping with my #1 or #2, I'd be willing to watch as they boinked each other, instead.