Some Assembly Required
Feb. 12th, 2009 01:32 pmCordelia: God, it's you. Why were you following me?
Angel: I wasn't sure it was you at first. I'm looking for Buffy.
Really, Angel? When weren't you sure it was her? When she called out to whoever was following her to come out of hiding? When she called out Xander's name? Or when she ran from her car and into the alley and you chased her, still without identifying yourself?
And what's with leaning on the dumpster with your arms like you were chatting her up at the bar in the Bronze? Hmm?
Well, I understand.
Old stalking habits die hard. Especially when you like what you see.
*opens Word Doc*
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Also, the creepy little girl-maker says something like "God, look at those legs" when gazing at a girl in a skirt, and Willow, with a creeped out look on her face, says "no thanks."
So you see? Willow was not always gay.
ETA: School Hard is one of my favorite episodes, for obvious reasons, but Buffy's outfit screams MINIATURE GOLF. Her clothes were so hit and miss sometimes.
Angel: I wasn't sure it was you at first. I'm looking for Buffy.
Really, Angel? When weren't you sure it was her? When she called out to whoever was following her to come out of hiding? When she called out Xander's name? Or when she ran from her car and into the alley and you chased her, still without identifying yourself?
And what's with leaning on the dumpster with your arms like you were chatting her up at the bar in the Bronze? Hmm?
Well, I understand.
Old stalking habits die hard. Especially when you like what you see.
*opens Word Doc*
~~
Also, the creepy little girl-maker says something like "God, look at those legs" when gazing at a girl in a skirt, and Willow, with a creeped out look on her face, says "no thanks."
So you see? Willow was not always gay.
ETA: School Hard is one of my favorite episodes, for obvious reasons, but Buffy's outfit screams MINIATURE GOLF. Her clothes were so hit and miss sometimes.