today officially sucks

I called in sick because I have a head cold.

My second license plate in one week has been stolen off my car in my neighborhood.

And Blanche Devereaux died.

fic post

Title: Red Light. Go.
Author: Samsom
Pairing: C/A
Rating: NC-17. If anyone under the age of 17 yrs old is reading this, I don’t want to know about it.
Summary: Traffic lights in L.A. usually suck. Unless Cordelia Chase is in your convertible. Without her panties.
Notes: xlivvielockex mentioned I was going to write this at one point, even though I don’t remember saying it, so I wrote it. Livvie, this counts as comment porn, right? Thanks to Debs for the beta, and for being generally so awesome about my out-of-the-blue beta requests.


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