Five minutes ago:
Husband (from the bedroom): "Do we have any salsa!?"
Me (from the living room): "Yes!"
*beat*
Husband: "Is it chunky?!"
Me: "What?!"
Husband: "Is it chunky? Not the runny kind! I hate the runny kind!"
Me: (exasperated now) "Yes!"
*another beat*
Husband: "Is it medium hot?!"
Oh for the love of -
Husband (from the bedroom): "Do we have any salsa!?"
Me (from the living room): "Yes!"
*beat*
Husband: "Is it chunky?!"
Me: "What?!"
Husband: "Is it chunky? Not the runny kind! I hate the runny kind!"
Me: (exasperated now) "Yes!"
*another beat*
Husband: "Is it medium hot?!"
Oh for the love of -