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Dear baby -

I love you, completely. But, if you love me even a little, grow that placenta already and stop siphoning off me. I have nothing left to give.

Love,
Your host (mommy)
xxxxoooooxxxxoooo

~~

Oh God.

*rolls over like a slug*

No energy.

Fetus is sucking me dry of the will to do anything.

Send tacos.

And Gerard Butler.

With his 300 loincloth and cape. And sheild.

And, um, spear.

*looks innocent*
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