So

[samsom]

Apparently Gwen Stephani and her hottie husband named their newborn son Zuma Nesta Rock.

I'm really, really hoping this is just a rumor on the interwebs and not actually true.

But I think I'm hoping in vain.

Poor kid.

Comments

[ladysophiekitty.livejournal.com]

Celeb kids always get the worst names.

Poor things.

[samsom.livejournal.com]

The best the kid can do is tell people to call him Z. Unless he loves being named after a psuedo alcoholic drink. *shrugs*

[nikkiwawa79.livejournal.com]

I know. I checked Yahoo News this morning to try and confirm and they even say it's Zuma Nesta Rock lol I totally *sighed*. I mean, Kingston is a cute name, but this is just a bit too much, imo. What were they thinking?

[samsom.livejournal.com]

What were they thinking?

That rich kids don't need friends?

I got nothing.

[ithinkitisayit.livejournal.com]

That a name like Zuma would go good with a name like Apple?

[skywardprodigal.livejournal.com]

Nestum is yummy.

[samsom.livejournal.com]

A variation of Nesta?

I read last night that Nesta is Bob Marley's middle name, and given their older boy is named Kinsgston, it makes sense. Just not as clear.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Rock star syndrome. Most of them name their kids things that should get them arrested for cruel and unusual behavior.

[samsom.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I get that they want their kids' names to be distinctive - before my daughter was born and I was trying to pick boys' names, I thought Craven was a good idea - but it's so easy to slide into obscure names that don't mesh. A name should flow, not hit bumps.

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

It sounds like a drink you'd order in some upscale bar with a $20 cover.

I'll have a Zuma Nesta Rock. On Ice. No twist, please.

People need to have their heads examined. I mean, I have Zuma on my cellphone. I wonder if they were playing that with a bottle of Nestea in the vicinity.

[samsom.livejournal.com]

It doesn't even flow - there's no feng shu to the name, ya know? Saying it in its entirety is like tripping over speed bumps.