tales from a fangirl

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"Never whistle while you're pissing"

'What is your personal life motto?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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We had an appetizer for dinner tonight that sounded so good on paper.

Sauteed artichoke hearts with garlic butter.

In actuality, it was smothered in parmesan.

Oh, God. The inhumanity.

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I got new glasses yesterday, after not wearing them for three years. The first day went great, I looked cute, there were compliments, and most importantly, no headaches.

Today? I was clutching the walls of my office, trying not to yak from the nausea.

I'm considering scratching out the part of my license that says I must wear them when driving. After all, I went three years without them and never hit anything but my garbage cans. And those are rubber, so no harm done.